Average season 2 episode of the Wire
Oi ye… ye fuckin’ dag. Always barkin’ at the fukin’ pond. Ye wanna fight me? I’m looking dapper as fuck pal.
He was going to pay for the beer, but when he asked the bartender to put it on his bill, he let the dog out.
Who did?
No, He did.
What?
No, What’s on second, we’re not talking about him now.
We’re not talking about who?
No.
For everyone out of the loop: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M
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It starts sounding like a joke but the punchline is that it’s real
No luck catching them ducks, then?
It’s just the one duck.
So they didn’t have their ducks in a row then
For you the day I walked into your pub wearing a bow-tie, drank a pink, and fought a dog and lost, was the most important day of your life.
For me, it was Tuesday.
General Bison agrees.
Bow-ties are cool. Fezzes too.
The duck shouldn’t have asked the dog for grapes
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The picture looks like an Indian Runner duck to me
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Oh, good point
Aah, that makes more sense.
Point of reference?
untitled goose game, probably
Yeah, that tracks — considering it’s actually a duck. 🤪
It looks like this was from back when The Huffington Post was a reliable news agency:
Like liquid bread, you say? Hell yeah!
wild ride this post was for me. i half read the headline, didn’t register anything. Then read the comment. Primed, knowing it was weird i reread the headline paying attention. Somehow i understood duck-wearing bow-tie, as in a bow-tie of the kind that wears ducks… I need a nap
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