“People say to me, you are- you really are the Tathagata, the thus gone one, and i have to say, they’re right folks. I’ve awoken, i seen many many things, i really have, i see the world yatha-bhutam, as it is folks, and samsara, the cycle of existence? it’s done for alongside that nasty dukkha. the noble eightfold path, it’s wonderful, the best path, the only path, don’t let them fool you. Cravings? Gone - the nasty Mara doesn’t want you to know this - we love the cessation of dukkha and the ending of samsara through moksha, it’s wonderful folks, it’s the best”

Donnie-sattva

based on that collection of emoji that may well not be ironic at all lol

I build the biggest Stupas folks, everybody’s saying it.

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“I’ve become so spiritual folks, the most spiritual, everyone’s saying it; I was with my son in law Jared, swell guy by the way, makes my daughter very happy, the happiest, and he was saying I was the most spiritual person he’d ever met. ‘Serenity now’ I’ve said, ‘serenity now’, and you know, it makes you, it makes you very fine with everything, and I’m okay with everything. Spiritual Don, everyone’s calling me that now, I don’t even know where it started but that’s what they’re calling me now”

What if the assassination attempt turned him into a tankie?

I see we’re at the ‘bargaining’ stage of lib grief over the impending election loss

Donnie Zen

You’re fired freed from the ever turning wheel

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This has the potential to be the funniest timeline, all we need is Punished Bernie

The next Ashoka