BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months agoShove it up your ass literally homophobes.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up11.03Karrow-down139
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minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 months agoIf you angle the head just right, you can shine a flashlight straight through.
minus-squareFlaxlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·4 months agoDoes it come out your mouth though, that’s the real question
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months ago…I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth! Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?
minus-squareFlaxlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·4 months agoDepends if it’s a girl or a boy. Everyone know girls have a prism inside of their digestive system. Boys have lenses. It’s how you can tell them apart with an ultrasound while in the womb
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoWell that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education… The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.
minus-squareFlaxlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·4 months agoWhat I don’t understand is that if girls don’t poop, then why don’t they just use urinals
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoIt’s the whole standing up thing. It’s a bit messy, even if you were straddling a urinal. I don’t even pee in the shower cause it just feels kinda gross.
If you angle the head just right, you can shine a flashlight straight through.
Does it come out your mouth though, that’s the real question
…I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth!
Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?
Depends if it’s a girl or a boy. Everyone know girls have a prism inside of their digestive system. Boys have lenses. It’s how you can tell them apart with an ultrasound while in the womb
Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…
The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.
What I don’t understand is that if girls don’t poop, then why don’t they just use urinals
It’s the whole standing up thing. It’s a bit messy, even if you were straddling a urinal.
I don’t even pee in the shower cause it just feels kinda gross.