• idunnololz@lemmy.worldEnglish
      101·
      2 months ago

      I’ve not watched LOTR but I think I can puzzle this oot. Since this is posted in the LOTR sublemmy it must be related to LOTR. The domino effect shows that the birthday fishing trip leads to the lava thing. Therefore I conclude that in LOTR the main character has birthday sex with a volcano.

      • BlackmistEnglish
        2·
        2 months ago

        I mean, who hasn’t? That’s the whole point of birthdays.