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A Catholic priest in Austria has confessed to producing crystal meth in his parish rectory. The case came to light after authorities arrested the 38-year-old cleric along with a 30-year-old Iraqi citizen from Vienna last week, reported CNA Deutsch, CNA’s German-language news partner.
A police spokesman told media that investigators from the State Criminal Police Office searched the rectory following an order by the public prosecutor’s office. During the raid, they seized chemicals for producing illegal drugs as well as laboratory equipment. Authorities say they suspect the drugs were intended for sale.
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The case has drawn significant attention in Austria, with some media outlets comparing it to the fictional plot of the U.S. TV series “Breaking Bad.”
I may have an appropriate YouTube playlist for this: Crystal Methodists.
Apologies for how terrible this is but;
Holy Smokes!
what happened to ‘let him cook’? how quickly people turn
A Polish priest and an Iraqi man walk into an Austrian church …
What’s the sign say
Down with this sort of thing?
Careful now
What, there’s no rule against it.
[touches earpiece] One moment, I’m getting an update,
It’s supposed to be the opiate of the masses!
Jesse Priestman
You don’t have to put it in your rectory
It’s certainly a step up from rape. I’m curious what’s next?
Chem rape?