"Aldridge, 39, exposed himself immediately after overhearing the two women complain servicemen had previously flashed at them.
Capt Rebecca Slee, prosecuting, said: “They had talked about previous incidents of exposure, and said they hoped nothing like that would happen tonight.
“Flt Lt Aldridge was at the bar and overheard the conversation. He then exposed his testicles and put them on the bar.”
"Aldridge, 39, exposed himself immediately after overhearing the two women complain servicemen had previously flashed at them.
Capt Rebecca Slee, prosecuting, said: “They had talked about previous incidents of exposure, and said they hoped nothing like that would happen tonight.
“Flt Lt Aldridge was at the bar and overheard the conversation. He then exposed his testicles and put them on the bar.”
What kind of Stretch-Armstrong-ass motherfucker do you have to be in order to be able to put just your balls on the bar?