• smegEnglish
    55·
    10 months ago

    mom’s bootyhole

    Mate, you created a sub called UK Memes, at least say mum’s bumhole

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝AEnglish
      131·
      10 months ago

      This is what AI should be used for.

      Please enter your prompt

      Oi, soppy-bollocks, make this more English!

      Sigh, here are your results

      Good, but next time make it sharpish!!

      The robot uprising can’t come too soon

      You what?

    • TWeaKOPMEnglish
      71·
      10 months ago

      I have no idea what you mean, looks fine to me.

    • SpoonerEnglish
      6·
      10 months ago

      Maybe she was here on a business trip from across the pond?

      • smegEnglish
        3·
        10 months ago

        The only explanation

  • tsonfeir@lemm.eeEnglish
    157·
    10 months ago

    Single mom is very specific. Is it the kids that turn you on?

    • EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.worldEnglish
      44·
      10 months ago

      It may be a reference to a pattern I noticed when I was still dating. I noticed that it was usually (greater than 50%) the single moms that were the most daring, willing to explore, kinky, etc cetera, in the bedroom. It might have been because being a single parent (speaking as a formerly single father) doesn’t afford a lot of spare time and on top of that, there are a lot of people not willing to date anyone with a child. So sometimes you are just very excited to have someone interested in you and are willing to go the distance even if it might not be the cat’s meow.

      • billy_bollocks@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        182·
        10 months ago

        Want to add - there are a ton of hot single moms out there. No need to throw them any extra shade

        Try knocking up a stripper if you want to step up your game. You’ll leave with quite a few memories and maybe even a few scars

      • tsonfeir@lemm.eeEnglish
        123·
        10 months ago

        I’m so desperate for attention that I’ll let a man, seeking only desperate women with children, tongue my asshole while his cat watches

        I’m down for a good rimmy, but keep the kids out of it. And the cat.

    • Son_of_dad@lemmy.worldEnglish
      23·
      10 months ago

      Single moms are my bread and butter. They’re super into it, they have no time for bullshit, they just wanna go. If you’re going for the right single moms you won’t ever even meet the kids.

      • tsonfeir@lemm.eeEnglish
        174·
        10 months ago

        Your username isn’t helping me get away from this being a little creepy.

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝AEnglish
        3·
        10 months ago

        It feels like I’ve stumbled across a letters page from Razzle that some kind soul has stuffed in a hedge

      • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        17·
        10 months ago

        Married moms are even better. Last three gals I’ve ‘dated’ have been married. As a single father with full custody I get the time to focus on my kids, never have to worry about the whole meeting the kids conversation, and an hour or two a few times a week, usually during work (I work from home), is the perfect amount of time to spend with someone especially when none of it needs to be about stupid shit, they got some loser cuc at home to bitch at.