Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square281fedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1124arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square281fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·1 year agoThe ability to talk to animals
minus-squarelazylion_ca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year agoYou can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.
minus-squareJohandea@lemmy.fmhy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoYour already can talk to animals. We all understand you.
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoBut only about collecting stamps.
minus-square1st@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoYou can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds… and you can’t shut their conversion out for some peace and quiet
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoImagine going outside during spring. All animals are just yelling “I’M SO FUCKING HORNY!”.
minus-squareskillissuer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoyou can talk to animals, but they don’t want to (they are very prejudiced)
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoYou can talk to them but they can’t understand you.
minus-squareRexKev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 year agoEverytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.
The ability to talk to animals
You can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.
Your already can talk to animals. We all understand you.
But only about collecting stamps.
You can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds… and you can’t shut their conversion out for some peace and quiet
Imagine going outside during spring. All animals are just yelling “I’M SO FUCKING HORNY!”.
you can talk to animals, but they don’t want to (they are very prejudiced)
You can talk to them but they can’t understand you.
This is just reality
Everytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.