Perhaps you could bugger off back to your gentlemen’s club now and never darken the doorstep of a boozer again.
Context:
- Nigel Farage threatens to never go to the pub again if outdoor smoking banned
- Smokers ‘heroes of the nation’, says Nigel Farage as he lights up cigarette near Downing Street pub
And sundry other tomfoolery.
Broader context (on here):
Apparently pubs already have the ability to define outdoor smoking areas, so if there is an issue, you can have a word with the landlord about it.
At my local, my friends who smoke and vape usually go up the car park a bit and there’s rarely an issue with fighting through a fog to get to the doors. If there was, I am confident the landlord (self-declared as “dickhead intolerant”) would have a word with the worst offenders, possibly even dedicate the closest picnic tables to thr doors as no smoking.