Fertility symbols and religion, going together like chocolate and peanut butter since… since at least before chocolate and peanut butter.
“going hard” a bit too literally
My thought process was “that’s funny it looks like that, those are mushr… Oh. Oh no. It really is a field of penis”
I hope nobody ever said anything to her, and she wore that shirt everywhere.
I’d like to believe he’s wearing that shirt for the lullz and will feign surprise if approached.
I’m not so sure that’s a her.
Good point. Can’t really be sure…
$83 says it was a thrift store find and the owner can’t see very well
Why $83, specifically?
Nice round number
83 is 123 in base 8
Maybe they need exactly $83 to pay a bill, a debt. You never know. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Honestly jealous of that shirt.
Please put on a NSFW on this. I was on the train and…
… AND BIG GREEN DICKS JUST STARTED FLOWING OUT OF MY PHONE!!!
(That should cover any screen readers that happen to be on full volume right now. Your welcome.)
I…what‽
You misspelled want.
The dick scarf is a nice touch
all god’s creation
Why are some of them prolapsed, and is that even possible?
Lmao, I had to read this so many times before I realized you’re talking about the uncut dicks’ foreskin. No, they are not prolapsed, lol. But they don’t usually look like that when erect.
As someone who’s uncut, I would never have guessed that