Wtf, it’s some kind of magical elixir you’re supposed to dribble directly onto your dick 
Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.
AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks
this made me shriek with laughter 😂 it truly is art, jfc
that fake product guy wishes he could come up with this kind of thing
OK. But has anyone tried it?
This is the kinda thing that needs to be on billboards
“Incredibly dubious” can we leave the editorializing out of this? Just the facts please
It definitely works, but only for werewolves
I’m sorry I besmirched the reputation of the good folks behind ENLARGE PENIS 😔
if only all product names were this blunt and to the point
Its “to the point” alright
Me when I take this
That wolf isn’t roaring, he’s howling in pain because that shit burns
She, actually. Didn’t even want a penis, spilled it on her thigh so its all off center too…
Rip 😭
She can’t run anymore. Not because its too heavy or gets in the way, but because one of her legs doesn’t get enough blood anymore. She’s going to die if she ever gets less than three hours a day of cardio.
I was thinking it would be really funny if the liquid in the bottle was just tabasco or something
Wasp venom. The enlargement effect only works if you’re allergic.
There was a story about a dude who shot up bull erection stimulant in a night club and had tremendous pain but I can’t find it.
🍆🍆🍆They need an incredibly dubious penis reduction elixir for transfems now (it provides material to use for the penis enlargement of others)
The Law of Equivalent Sexchange :kelly:
This is dialectics
I’m gonna buy some and use it to water my plants, let’s see what happens.
Experiment idea: Buy this as well as the hair growth and boob growth remedies along with that weird contraption that’s supposed to make your butt bigger from AliExpress and apply liberally until you look like a Chewbacca shaped like Nicki Minaj with a dick that drags on the ground
This is body horror
Someone else can do that. I don’t wanna end out in a The Fly style situation
I think I ‘read’ this hentai. Set up cameras.
let’s see what happens
Blue ribbon winning eggplants, zucchinis, and cucumbers
38 centimeters in two hours seems incredibly painful
Not just for the grower. Imagine being so porn-brained that this seems reasonable.
I was just thinking that with the advent of ai porn, i bet people are starting to get bespoke sexual complexes not even crafted by human hands
😨
my dick split open and locusts flew out!
Wait, do I become a wolf man, a bull man or just a regular bull with an enormous penis? Only one way to find out I guess.
Please wolf please wolf please wolf
why would I want such a significant reduction in length?
This was a plot in the Harley Quinn episode we watched last night. Bane took some magic elixir for a bigger schlong then fucked a bunch of buildings to death.
Damn beat me to it
then fucked a bunch of buildings to death.
Did they steal that bit idea from Oglaf? (NSFW) If so, that’s actually impressive.
Bloody hell, that lens flare
: “And to you Frodo Baggins, I give the light of Eärendil our most beloved star. May it be a-Wait, what are you doing? NO! THAT’S NOT WHAT IT’S FOR!”This is like the perfect PPB equivalent to drop on anyone whose solutions are more deregulation
159 added to cart
THE FREE MARKET HAS SPOKEN
spoiler
It’s actually pretty depressing
38cm? Why would I want to downgrade?
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