'round these parts, we call that the Texas Top Hat
That’s the state Springfield is located.
That is the often referenced West Bumfuck.
It’s all stolen land.
No, the red square is the only NON stolen land. The native folk there said “we’ve been avoiding that patch of land on account of it being bright red. It’s kinda weird. You can chill there if you need.”
In the American tradition of intentionally misreading treaties, we claimed the entire continent
Oof, that’s gonna be an awkward conversation to clear up.
Ohio.
Correct! 🎉
They are all Ohio.
The Whataburger Exclusion Zone
Does that mean it contains no Whataburger, or nothing but Whataburgers?
Yes
that’s the great state of larry
Easy, that’s Youdaho
Farkansas
Fartkansas
Oklahoma’s panhandle
No no I think that is the panhandle. It just looks inflamed - look how big and red it is!
tfw handle is larger than the pan
Thermal expansion
That’s the Midwest™ that George Bush took us to war in! It’s a dry wasteland, full of
sandsnow people with religious head coverings and funny accents!Oklahosas, sometimes called “Khamas.”
Half correct. That was its name before the Civil War. Bonus points for obscurity.
Israel
It's actually
Intersecting Colorado and New Mexico in the left, nebraska on top, Kansas in the middle and Oklahoma on the bottom. Right? I’m Australian. But I’ve been doing geography quizzes lately.
Starting a petition to move Israel there.
Unless it overlaps native reservations idk.
Looks like it doesn’t, but they still probably should stuck Israel in Germany.
When the whites said “we want the Ohio River Valley” they really were not fucking around
That statistic is probably pretty generous. I’d believe it if 75% of people didn’t even know there was no state there.
colobraskanoma
…they have an ointment for that, now…
If someone has sold you ointment then I’m sorry to say you’ve been scammed. Colobraskanoma can only be cured with aggressive radiation therapy overseen by a board-certified oncoloradoist.
Smdh falling for a travelling Colobraskanoma oil salesman in the year of our lord 2024
thank you for already responding to this dangerous misinformation
…my dad wants to shake your hand…
I’m trying to educate Americans here. Please be serious. 😑
