You are all too clever: it’s also just 𝕏…Oh wait, is “stonks” still a thing? I name it ston𝕏!
it’ll just also be called X because he’s an uncreative moron
also, 9 months until he gets caught skimming money from it, over/under anyone?
He won’t have to skim money he’ll just charge fees
He won’t have to, but he will
stoX
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Without the first e I’d predict
I wonder how many weeks of his new version of Robinhood it will take for him to make wallstreetbets turn on him.
Ten minutes after launch, users will realize the app forbids them from selling their Tesla stock.
weeks
You’re assuming a lot there lol
𝕏ploit
𝕏money…aaand it’s gone
MoneX
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I can’t wait to see what happens when Mr “You can’t tell me what to do” enters one of the most regulated industries in the US and thinking he can make it happen by threatening the seven engineers he has left on staff.
Our big bazinga boi is just repackaging the internet using shock jock tactics. Say something incredibly stupid on a pubic platform and people will pay attention, and there’s no such thing as bad press when you’re that rich.
Xchange is a crypto-trans fetish community. Google at your own risk!
Sounds Xciting to me
Why would anyone trade on the platform that’s guaranteed to crash when the markets go fucky wucky
“Whoa stocks are going down let me pull my money out”
“Sorry no withdrawals are currently available”
all deposits were secretly wired directly to Musk’s personal account
We are in the “capitalist undermines capitalism” stage of capitalism and frankly I am here for it.
SEC let’s fuckin go
