• flamingos-cantM
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    3 hours ago

    Wait, you’re telling me Nicole the Fediverse girl isn’t real 😱

        • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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          2 hours ago

          Just double down and send a dick pic to your friends, family, and coworkers. Then they cant hold it over you. Pretty sure thats how france does it

          • BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works
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            1 hour ago

            So, uh. Hi <All>.

            This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.

            Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.

            ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.

            pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.