Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoChoose wisely!i.imgur.comimagemessage-square428fedilinkarrow-up1989arrow-down139file-text
arrow-up1950arrow-down1imageChoose wisely!i.imgur.comWolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square428fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·8 months agoI pick 5 to make infinite money. Step 1 - Buy some used toasters Step 2 - Rebrand and sell those toasters Step 3 - Make every toaster that isn’t mine fail catastrophically Step 4 - PROFIT!
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoNah, I’ll have to deal with low prices and undercutting competition, not to mention the huge volumes of space needed. No, my friend, full monopoly on toasters is where it’s at!
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-28 months agoI am going to use the oysters to predict the stock market. They probably know when peoples coke wore off and when they last took their prozac.
minus-squareSkyJuice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoWasn’t this a bit in the Tiger King saga?
I pick 5 to make infinite money.
Step 1 - Buy some used toasters
Step 2 - Rebrand and sell those toasters
Step 3 - Make every toaster that isn’t mine fail catastrophically
Step 4 - PROFIT!
Or just sell the gravel
Nah, I’ll have to deal with low prices and undercutting competition, not to mention the huge volumes of space needed. No, my friend, full monopoly on toasters is where it’s at!
I am going to use the oysters to predict the stock market. They probably know when peoples coke wore off and when they last took their prozac.
Wasn’t this a bit in the Tiger King saga?