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What in the schizophrenia word salad did I just read?
More about the Time Cube (warning: you’ll probably end up with more questions after reading it)
Exactly that.
It has been so, so long since I last saw the Time Cube. Thank you.
If a Man cannot tear a page
from the marshmallow and burn it -
then he cannot be a scientistso true 😔
TIME CUBE!!!
I say that computers work because we tricked some rocks into thinking by carving special runes into them.
It’s not that magic doesn’t exist, it’s just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.
Programmer here. Can confirm. Coding is just a list of instructions we send to the tiny people inside so they know what to do.
Electrical Engineer here. Electrons are people too! Very tiny, quantum people, with very tiny, quantum hopes, and very tiny, quantum dreams!
Science cannot disprove this.
pretty much
Haha what? There are no small people in computers, what are you talking about?
sweats
Found the small person.
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Uh… no? Well, maybe for the guy in the picture because they’re clearly dumb, but “computer engineer” sounds more like chip design and circuit layout than even software engineering, let alone basic IT work…
Basic IT work is wholly and completely different than any kind of computer-related engineering.
As a computer engineer who works with FPGAs, thank you. I can’t tell you how many times someone comes to me with a CS question and I’m like, I dunno! Ask a CS person! I hardly know Python. [Admittedly, I really should learn.]
Computer engineering is precisely the crossover between EE and CS. In many places it is a program within the EE department.
Yeah circuit design was EE where I went to school. As a CS undergrad we had to take something called Computer Architecture where we learned about that stuff. But it was just one class, so pretty general coverage. Some CS grad stuff touches on it too (like networking.)
You’re arguing that words don’t mean what many people use them to mean. Most service desk techs that I know have “computer engineer” in their LinkedIn.
And that’s coming from me, a person with a B.E. in computer engineering. I hate that it is what it is, but it is.
That’s because they’re lying idiots, not computer engineers. I can call myself a beutiful woman, but that doesn’t make it true, nor would me calling myself a beutiful woman EVER change what “beutiful woman” means to others.
I don’t buy it. How would one of those know about the very tiny people?
You mixed that up, computer engineers know that the earth is flat, it’s geologists who know about the tiny people making all our electronics work
“Let me engineer you a new password”
Yuo, sounds about right
Sometimes, but it is a real engineering discipline. It’s a hybrid of electrical engineering and computer science
The smoke that comes out of computers sometimes is caused by the little people getting pissed off and lighting little fires out of protest.
Oh no! The tiny people in the computer are French
So-so-so so-li-da-ri-té
I am a tool and die maker and I affirm that heart attacks are caused by tiny, airborne sharks that sound exactly like Steven Crowder on helium. When you breathe them in they go to your heart and literally attack it.
No, computers work because there are very tiny rocks inside that vibrate when connected to electricity.
Don’t bring your so-called science mumbo-jumbo around here!
I trapped lightning in a rock, and taught it to do math.
Computers are arcane wizardry.
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the response fits perfectly 👌
Do the little people have pointy hats?
I’m just a medical student, but as a computer engineer can’t he just hack into the mainframe and reveal that the earth is flat?
That would require multiple monitors and rave music.
Reach inside your computer to discover the shocking truth…
Salem hypothesis adjacent
Education and wisdom are two separate stats, this guy didn’t roll very high on Wis.
