• Mario_Dies.wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    94·
    11 months ago

    I knew a kid who’d go door to door in neighborhoods requesting donations for the poor.

    In his mind he was being honest because he was “the poor”

  • Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world
    691·
    11 months ago

    So you accidentally learned the greatest lesson the church has to offer. Salvation for a profit.

  • ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    52·
    11 months ago

    Honestly. I think that’s what many of the nutjob protestors and “commentators” do. Why work a real job when you can be paid by suckers to jetset around the country/world spouting controversial views.

  • thefluffiest@feddit.nl
    39·
    11 months ago

    Since it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven, relieving said rich man of their excess wealth is actually a kindness. Therefore this is an ethical life pro tip.

  • JCreazy@midwest.socialEnglish
    35·
    11 months ago

    While everyone’s telling their stories. In middle school. My friend had a game shark book with game shark codes and he would write them all out and then sell them to kids that didn’t have a game shark.

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
      17·
      11 months ago

      Game shark, my god you brought me back. Shit, now you got me thinking about Game Genie too.

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
      2·
      11 months ago

      First gameshark I had for my PS1 was a little brick that went into the serial port. Fucker didn’t work and I couldn’t return it for a refund. Some time later, I got a gameshark as a CD and that one worked wonders. Too bad it would crash if I saved too many extra codes into the memory card.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
    31·
    11 months ago

    Full circle since I Rember reading that blink got started telling schools they wanted to play concerts in gymnasiums to spread a positive Christian message.

  • ohlaph@lemmy.world
    30·
    11 months ago

    I did something similar when I was like 11. Went on a “canned food drive” around the neighborhood because it was summer and I was hungry.

    To be fair, my family was poor and used services that actual drives would benefit, so I just cut out the middle man.

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      21·
      11 months ago

      Have you ever talked with fundamentalist? It’s not only plausible, but those adults have probably done the same thing while actually being serious about the preaching part in the concert

    • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
      10·
      11 months ago

      Yes.

      Religious fanatics are that gullible, they do after all believe in really shittily written fairytales as if they’re real.

    • QTpi@sh.itjust.works
      9·
      11 months ago

      Yes! I went to an evangelical church run private school. They had the brilliant idea to send good “strong Christian” students to raves and parties to narc on their classmates that attended said raves and parties. I wish I was making that up.

      • Got_Bent@lemmy.world
        2·
        11 months ago

        Damn. I went to Jesus school from first grade all the way through high school. Doing something like that would have been a real quick way to get your ass kicked into a Jesus loving grease spot.

    • Maggoty@lemmy.world
      6·
      11 months ago

      Depends on the town. Some of the ones in the Bible Belt? Absolutely possible. In others it’s completely possible they knew the kids were lying and decided it was fun to play along and get them to a concert.

  • iesou@lemm.ee
    13·
    11 months ago

    When I needed a job I went to church and asked them to pay that a job would come my way. Had 3 offers before I left

  • Emerald@lemmy.world
    3·
    11 months ago

    Image Transcription: Twitter Post

    M. Lockwood Porter, @mlockwoodporter

    My best friend and I wanted to go to a Blink 182 concert in high school but couldn’t afford tickets, so we told everyone in our extremely Baptist Oklahoma town that God called us to spread the gospel at an evil secular concert but we needed donations to get in. We turned a profit

  • balderdash@lemmy.zip
    118·
    11 months ago

    So much circle-jerking in this comments. This person is literally stealing but its fine if its from the “bad guys”.

    • smegEnglish
      9·
      11 months ago

      This community isn’t called LemmySeriousDiscussionPost

        • Syrc@lemmy.world
          1·
          11 months ago

          They wanted those kids to go at a concert and “spread the gospel” to people who paid to be there. Not sure about you, but I know I wouldn’t take that well.

            • Syrc@lemmy.world
              1·
              11 months ago

              Whoops, you’re right, my bad. I’m not a native speaker and mixed “grifter” with “griefer”.

              • abbotsbury@lemmy.world
                1·
                11 months ago

                Okay sure, but by taking their money, that’s just doing the same thing the church is criticized for, taking money under false pretenses.

                Grifting the grifters would be defrauding the church, not the congregation.