• The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    Dumbass DNA. Why make a human capable of eating a baconator if doing so melts your body from the inside.

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      10 months ago

      If you melt yourself before you can pass on those dodgy genes of yours then the problem sorts itself out!