Under communism we will have a film where 75% of it is just Thor and the Hulk fucking hardcore with extreme penetration closeups

It will sweep the Oscars

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non-corporate capeshit will be infinitely more interesting than corporate capeshit

also who cares just don’t watch it

signed person who doesnt watch capeshit

This thread is absolutely here to anger the “communism is when art i dont like doesnt exist” types but its also objectively true.

Under communism there are actually more superhero movies

creating capeshit will be declared a counter revolutionary crime punishable by unlimited restorative labor. Such wreckers will be forced to watch 4 hour long B&W foreign films and socialist-realist art of sweaty men working in a foundry until their aesthetic sensibilities have been fully reeducated to adhere to the ideological mass line agreed to by the United Anti-Capeshit People’s Liberation Front (Marxist-Leninist-Scorseseist)

capeshit will be way way hornier without IP law.

I think art would just radically change in a new society. I’m not sure if superheroes as a concept would even exist. By this, I mean I’ve read somewhere that said kung fu and wuxia protagonists are the Chinese equivalent of superheroes, meaning wuxia protagonists aren’t themselves superheroes but come from a similar human desire to tell stories about larger-than-life figures doing fantastical feats. But there are differences between wuxia protagonists and Western superheroes, the key different being wuxia protagonists usually become larger-than-life through training and some spiritual insight while Western superheroes are either born with innate abilities or acquire them through a freak accident. It’s the difference between how the Force was characterized in the OT versus how the Force was characterized in the prequels. This is where the “superheroes are eugenics” take come from.

I think most popular iteration of superheroes (there would presumably at least be a niche audience who still want the pre-socialist conception of the characters just like how there are people today who enjoy reading medieval romances) would have their backstories radically change. There’s also no reason why current superheroes can’t become supervillians and vice versa as societal values radically change. I don’t see someone like Batman being relatable as a superhero in socialist society. Like, Batman’s backstory reads more like a supervillian than an actual hero. He’s just some bourgie fuck who treats his childhood trauma by beating the shit out of the lumpenproletariat dressed in some cringey costume. But there’s nothing stopping Batman from becoming a fascist supervillian. Maybe in socialist society, the Joker is treated as a deeply flawed but ultimately sympathetic proletarian hero while Batman is just some pampered and spoiled rich brat who gets off at beating the poors. I mean, this website already characterizes the Joker and Batman like this lmao

That’s fine.

I’ve been saying for years that anyone should be allowed to make a Spiderman. Let’s bring back low budget capeshit that barely resembles the source material. I want a variety of spidered men for all tastes. Most would be absolute garbage but some of that garbage would be awesome and there would still be some interesting shit.

But also, if anyone can make a superhero movie, that could be a step towards taking the capeshit out of capeshit - superhero movies suck because it’s the same couple studios just copying each other for over a decade and preventing innovations (good or bad).

Under communism there will be a Toei Marvel Universe where all the super heroes can call in giant mechas and regularly battle the Putty Patrol.

If it has capeshit, it’s not my revolution

The thing is, as much as it would apply to the MCU, it would apply to all content-- including the stuff you love.

That obscure early 2000s vampire manhwa you latched onto in your goth phase? Suddenly, we have an fan movie franchiae that runs 92 installments.

The weird software you ran on Macintosh System 7? Some enthusiast is going to adapt it to federate with Mastodon and add Steam achievements.

After the revolution I’m going to make superman black and gay.

The G*mers can’t stop me.

I mean, I like superheroes as a concept. I just don’t like the focus-grouped slop that is currently filling up the trough