A makeup brush, an antique bottle opener and a tobacco tent can, these are just some of the things a pervert shoved up his bum while visiting an antiques store.

Mitchell C Vest, 60, dressed in a kilt, was caught putting them up his hole before placing them back carefully on the shelves at The Antique Gallery in Houston on February 8.

Shop manager Susan Golden couldn’t quite believe what she was seeing and told Fox 26: ‘I had to watch it a couple of times to be sure I knew what I was looking at.

  • ChihuahuaOfDoom
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    84 months ago

    “I had to watch it a couple of times to be sure I knew what I was looking at.”

    I love this line.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPMA
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      44 months ago

      It’s a classic. Personally, I reckon I’d have got it first time.

      It’s a bit like the guy in the suit shop remeasuring my inside leg as he couldn’t believe it was so short. Twice is being thorough, three times and you need to buy me dinner first but getting the woman in the back out to have a go too is something that should have been agreed in advance.

  • GreatAlbatrossA
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    34 months ago

    Maybe he couldn’t find any creme eggs?

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPMA
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      24 months ago

      Perhaps he’s in training for a creme egg record attempt at Easter but didn’t want to waste “good” creme eggs or get diabetes of the bumhole.

  • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    34 months ago

    In dutchland there was this guy caught on a surveillance camera who lowered himself on the towing hook of a parked car in the middle of the night.

    This bunghole adventurer took it up a notch

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPMA
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    14 months ago

    It feels like there’s more to this, other than just… why? Like, did he buy the kilt for this jacksie japery or did he have it in and that gave him the idea?