Not, as I read, “Swan and Paedo”

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝MA
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    9 months ago

    You beat me to this by seconds!

    Best bit:

    <david-attenborough-voice>

    The black bear is the most common bear in the forests of North America - where it is unlikely they are given giant plastic watercraft.

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      9 months ago

      I challenge you for the crown, so-called Emperor!

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        9 months ago

        You issued the challenge, I pick the weapons and I choose… bears in pedalos. I’ll see you by the lake at dawn but you must provide your own bear.

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          9 months ago

          Me thinking about my strategy: the counter strategy