Jobsworth in a flatcap, fuck off with your poncy beers, absolute wanker

Shouldn’t have crashed the economy then

The Paedophile Prince just can’t catch a break (from his own crimes)! Although, obviously, unfortunately, he has caught a massive break in as much as he’s still minted, and not in prison.

Can we turn all the lights off and pretend nobody’s home when they come knocking? We’ll definitely hear them coming.

Can old Nige distance himself from the mortal coil while he’s at it, the lecherous racist freak?

This dork should visit the titanic.

Sure but I’m not saying it’s completely impossible to understand. We’re just talking about unusual language usage.

Those uses are pretty interchangeable, but that’s not what I meant – I meant things like “when I was a child” vs “whenever I was a child”, or “when I was sick” vs “whenever I was sick” (talking about one specific instance of being ill).

I think it’s an American thing. I see and hear “whenever” used by them a lot when they mean “when”, too - it’s just one of those differences I guess!

Imagine Nigel Farage calling absolutely anything or anyone else “disgraceful”. The guy belongs head-first in a concrete mixer. Piece of shit.

Why doesn’t long-term alcohol abuse kill the ones that deserve it most?

God, it’s just all so bleak.

Put this little fucking wart in the sea

God, Nigel Farage is such a cunt. He’s only bloody 60 as well, so we might have to deal with this freak for another 20+ years.

Bowen deserves a medal.

We might be talking about different things, I realise – when I said “the headline” and “the excerpt”, I meant the title and excerpt of the post, which says “PM says they are a British institution” (in the excerpt), and “Starmer defends sandwiches” (in the title). Sorry, I could’ve been clearer on that!

Didn’t read the article, because the headline didn’t exactly give me hope that it wasn’t going to be a waste of time. Both it, and the excerpt, also infer Starmer responded directly.

OH MY GOD WHO CARES NOBODY CAN AFFORD SANDWICHES ANYMORE ANYWAY KEIR please just do your fucking job

All of these people are such awful cunts

Good point! Why is every single headline about AI just a straight up lie? lol

awh I do miss indoor smoking; it gave the shit food a unique flavour! And who doesn’t love a sticky wall?