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minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·6 小时前Zoomers: “don’t put this evil on me. Blame the alphas” Alphas: “I didn’t ask for this shit”
minus-squareMagnyusG@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 小时前Owned by millennials, marketed to zoomers, primarily consumed by gen alpha.
minus-squareflames5123@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 小时前It only has 20 calories. I’m all for hating on Prime, but it’s not heavy in sugar at all. Definitely fake sugars. And heavy on caffeine.
minus-squareskozzii@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 小时前A signal the person consuming it is prepared to be sold whatever you are offering.
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 小时前It isn’t an energy drink, because it doesn’t have caffeineor sugar. The producer calls it a “hydration drink” which I suppose is somehow different from a “drink”.
minus-squareABCDE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 小时前Oh… why would that be handy when water and actual food is going to be useful/needed?
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 小时前1: the guys making it have a minimum purchase every month. 2: they keep selling less than that, costing them money. 3: charitable gifts are tax deductible
minus-squaresilva@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 小时前I don’t think they have issues with selling enough. This shit is huge among children.
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 小时前Pfffft, Prime is SO 2023: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/meteoric-rise-stunning-fall-prime-130900275.html
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 小时前It wouldn’t, but the energy drink version isn’t what’s in the picture anyways; it’s basically Gatorade but sweeter
Wtf is prime?
sugar water sold by Youtubers
Zoomer Gatorade.
Zoomers: “don’t put this evil on me. Blame the alphas”
Alphas: “I didn’t ask for this shit”
Owned by millennials, marketed to zoomers, primarily consumed by gen alpha.
With extra sugar
It only has 20 calories. I’m all for hating on Prime, but it’s not heavy in sugar at all. Definitely fake sugars. And heavy on caffeine.
A signal the person consuming it is prepared to be sold whatever you are offering.
cancer
It’s some kind of energy drink
It isn’t an energy drink, because it doesn’t have caffeineor sugar. The producer calls it a “hydration drink” which I suppose is somehow different from a “drink”.
Oh… why would that be handy when water and actual food is going to be useful/needed?
1: the guys making it have a minimum purchase every month.
2: they keep selling less than that, costing them money.
3: charitable gifts are tax deductible
I don’t think they have issues with selling enough. This shit is huge among children.
Pfffft, Prime is SO 2023: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/meteoric-rise-stunning-fall-prime-130900275.html
It wouldn’t, but the energy drink version isn’t what’s in the picture anyways; it’s basically Gatorade but sweeter