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minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·8 hours agoZoomers: “don’t put this evil on me. Blame the alphas” Alphas: “I didn’t ask for this shit”
minus-squareMagnyusG@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·7 hours agoOwned by millennials, marketed to zoomers, primarily consumed by gen alpha.
minus-squareflames5123@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoIt only has 20 calories. I’m all for hating on Prime, but it’s not heavy in sugar at all. Definitely fake sugars. And heavy on caffeine.
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoOh, I didn’t realize it was mostly artificial sweeteners. I just remembered trying it, and finding it cloyingly sweet compared to gatorade
minus-squareskozzii@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoA signal the person consuming it is prepared to be sold whatever you are offering.
minus-squareABCDE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 hours agoOh… why would that be handy when water and actual food is going to be useful/needed?
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·8 hours ago1: the guys making it have a minimum purchase every month. 2: they keep selling less than that, costing them money. 3: charitable gifts are tax deductible
minus-squaresilva@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agoI don’t think they have issues with selling enough. This shit is huge among children.
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agoPfffft, Prime is SO 2023: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/meteoric-rise-stunning-fall-prime-130900275.html
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 hours agoIt wouldn’t, but the energy drink version isn’t what’s in the picture anyways; it’s basically Gatorade but sweeter
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours agoIt isn’t an energy drink, because it doesn’t have caffeineor sugar. The producer calls it a “hydration drink” which I suppose is somehow different from a “drink”.
Wtf is prime?
sugar water sold by Youtubers
Zoomer Gatorade.
Zoomers: “don’t put this evil on me. Blame the alphas”
Alphas: “I didn’t ask for this shit”
Owned by millennials, marketed to zoomers, primarily consumed by gen alpha.
With extra sugar
It only has 20 calories. I’m all for hating on Prime, but it’s not heavy in sugar at all. Definitely fake sugars. And heavy on caffeine.
Oh, I didn’t realize it was mostly artificial sweeteners. I just remembered trying it, and finding it cloyingly sweet compared to gatorade
A signal the person consuming it is prepared to be sold whatever you are offering.
cancer
It’s some kind of energy drink
Oh… why would that be handy when water and actual food is going to be useful/needed?
1: the guys making it have a minimum purchase every month.
2: they keep selling less than that, costing them money.
3: charitable gifts are tax deductible
I don’t think they have issues with selling enough. This shit is huge among children.
Pfffft, Prime is SO 2023: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/meteoric-rise-stunning-fall-prime-130900275.html
It wouldn’t, but the energy drink version isn’t what’s in the picture anyways; it’s basically Gatorade but sweeter
It isn’t an energy drink, because it doesn’t have caffeineor sugar. The producer calls it a “hydration drink” which I suppose is somehow different from a “drink”.