• HumanPenguin
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    3 days ago

    Technically, France is more daddy to the US. Given its France they turned to when separating from the UK. We’re more of the laudanum addicted mummy, blaming them for the fact we got old and ugly.

    • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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      3 days ago

      France was just the new legal guardian. The UK was the abusive father that had child protective services called on them.

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        3 days ago

        Ah so France is the US stepdad.

        And suddenly a lot of modern porn makes more sense.