Suella Braverman complaining about the buffet having too much spicy food, whilst trying really hard to convince herself that the cucumber sandwich she’s forcing down has flavour.

Sunak boldly proclaiming that he stopped himself from making it a veggie only menu and waiting for the pats on the back.

And Moggy rocking back and forth in the corner pining for his wet nurse now that his only friend BoJo has been grounded.