• comrade19@lemmy.world
    613·
    6 months ago

    I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute. NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. FACEBOOK DOES NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO SHARE PHOTOS OR MESSAGES.”

    • saltesc@lemmy.world
      36·
      6 months ago

      Facebook, “Then get the fuck off my property.”

      This is it. Same shit for driving on roads as a sov cit. Government, “Then get the fuck off my property.”

      Oh, but thatt’s different, somehow. Roads are naturally occurring, self-maintaining, and for the natural man to enjoy. /s

    • Addition1291@lemmy.world
      15·
      6 months ago

      Whenever I see these I make a comment on how these are spread by evil hacker men so that tech illiterate rubes self-identity.

      I don’t know if that’s actually true but it sure got the boomers on my feed to stop posting this bullshit for a while.

    • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
      25·
      6 months ago

      Someone should set up an alternative state-citizen (or whatever) Postmaster General, assuring these people that they are the one legitimate one because (insert pseudolegal mumbo-jumbo here) and, for a monthly fee (payable in advance, real cash only), they will handle their complaints and send them back encouraging replies about legal actions they’re initiating against the “fraudsters” in admiralty court.

  • Burninator05@lemmy.world
    28·
    6 months ago

    All that writing for nothing since none of it is anywhere near a 45 degree angle. That’s how you unlock the power of those words.

  • ramble81@lemm.ee
    22·
    6 months ago

    So a 5 second google shows the law firm exists. Why does he say it doesn’t?

  • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.worldEnglish
    151·
    6 months ago

    If a customer gave me this back to return with all this shit all over it, I’d tell them I couldn’t accept it. This is essentially defacing the mail in my book. I’ll give them a solution to their problem and tell them to remove their mailbox, that way I won’t have to deal with that nutjob anymore.

  • Th4tGuyII@fedia.io
    83·
    6 months ago

    Even if this was a valid tactic, does this person not realise the person on the other side would actually need to be able to read what is written for them to action anything?

    Not everyone has nice handwriting (I sure don’t), but you should at least try to actually be legible - that bit in the middle is just barely legible to someone actually trying to read what it says.

    Also, not everyone who sends mail to you has to have a contract with you (and certainly not an international contract), especially not for a summons. This kind of letter isn’t asking you nicely, it’s telling you what"s gonna happen, and you better listen.