I started another struggle session while on the shitter at work :(
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Eat more vegetables. Struggle poops produce struggle sessions,
Appealing on your behalf because posting while pooping at work is praxis
You are a sex haver?
I’m going to need you to step out of the posting booth for a sec, sir
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At its best, the volcel police act as a way for the community to crowdsource the anti-kreep aktion while allowing people to save face and grow from minor infractions. It’s a self-policing mechanism that I’d say is good for a site that everyone knows has minors on it.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
SMDH I miss the volcel vanguard ACAB and whatnot
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I think the puritanical views on sex, disguised as gender affirmation or feminism are probably worse than just jokes about not having sex
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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
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Dont worry nerd, i started 3 and they made me a mod
Anyone who has the wherewithal to know they should be banned does not deserve to be banned, in my opinion
sorry comrade pooping is counter revolutionary
That was two hours ago are you still poopin?
No but i cut my ass opem on the cheap work tp
That’s unfortunate. You should sue for ass injury
You are a poster and banning you would reduce the number of posting, which is counter-revolutionary. Fight me!
One struggle session? That’s good, but those are rookie numbers in this racket. You need to pump those numbers up. Take a second shit break tomorrow.
Listen, I’m going through a terrible time personally rn, I need some stupid drama to distract me
You’re offering a public service – thank you
The thread got locked before I could say my piece, damn.
I mean I didn’t have much to say anyways, like I could’ve definitely filled multiple paragraphs with all my reflections and nuances, but I also could’ve just written the gist in one sentence.
Tbf i didnt realize the original post was about some misofynist i just keep seeinf the screenshot used by double venus symbol people on twitter for things that really dont warrant a " kay why ess"
there comes a time in every hexbear’s life to start a struggle session
Nah, nobody agrees with my bad takes.
i agree with your bad takes, dirt framer
I would test this theory out of spite but I’m on good behaviour on this acccount cause I eventually wanna get to join the minecraft server.
we’d be glad to have you, comrade
I have gotten 5 accounts banned from my great takes. The other 10 accounts are abandoned due to not getting traction
I am tge ultimate poster
your posting power is too strong
6·3 months agoHah, no. Not in mine.
never say never, i thought i would never start one
My takes are all outdoor takes
Increase your fiber and water intake, it will reduce shitter struggle sessions. You should make sure your struggle sessions happen on the production line to unionize or even collectivize your workplace.
Oh shit did I miss another struggle session?
o7
