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Would it be tacky to do this with an alligator or a caiman? Crocodiles are kind of hard to come by
Needs to have a missing arm as part of the costume.
1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?
- live in Florida
- they’re free
- And in your backyard!
Aren’t those alligators?
So rather than anywhere in Florida, we’re talking just the tip of America’s penis.
Yes. Just the tip. I promise.
I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn’t believe that there’s crocodiles in the US either!
Comes with the spirit halloween set.
For a safer experience, you can slowly morph into a giant nose that smells crime.
Spiderman S1E1 Night of the lizard
You’d have to be a snappy dresser to pull this off
