Source (Chapter 64)

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    Nobody has ever actually given a shit about pineapple on pizza. This is just a dumb pop culture thing like pretending to be bothered by the word “moist” (nobody on earth is actually bothered by it until told to be).

    We don’t have to play along with the machinations of pop culture; we can reject manufactured responses.

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        Just call me Laurel.

        Or Yanny.

        Man, aren’t we all just so edified and fulfilled having now shared in this communal sharing of sentiments we definitely actual care about

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      Yeah, sure, but which way do you hang your toilet paper, frontie or backie?

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        I actually tear it apart sheet by sheet and stack the sheet for a toilet tower, the most reasonable choice in this debate that definitely matters and should definitely be used as a personality indicator.

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          You picked answer C for most of the questions which makes it seem likely you’re someone who likes the ocean, sight, and the central governing body of the Catholic Church and the Vatican City State, And the letter C.