Star Wars: The Acolyte. Trailer drops tomorrow (19th)

UKFilmNerd · 8 months ago

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 months ago

… blood-magic-saber … nice.

But that implies the existence of other bodily fluids sabres.

The Giant Korean@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Ah yes, anal discharge saber, wielded by Dy Aree-ah.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 months ago

The upgraded version is called the ‘santorum-saber’.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Dyrth Arre-ah

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net · edit-2 8 months ago

Cum sabre. An elegant weapon for an enlightened age.

...m...@ttrpg.network · 8 months ago

…they called it ‘semen’ in the high republic…

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 months ago

Can you get someone pregnant with that? Should you wear a condom around it or just raw-dog it in battle?

Also, those aren’t sparks that fly off of it.

gregorum@lemm.ee · edit-2 8 months ago

You know what we’re all thinking…

Snot Saber

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 months ago

But spinal-tap-saber would be pretty metal.

gregorum@lemm.ee · edit-2 8 months ago

How could it not be? It goes up to 11!

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 months ago

Sticky yet cutty.

gregorum@lemm.ee · 8 months ago

Sounds like a perfect blade for Grogu