• ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPA
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    5 months ago

    He couldn’t even name a sandwich filling. He was either caught on the hop trying to think what wsd typical human food or the focus group hadn’t bothered workshopping the details.

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      “I too, like typical human food, such as a BLT: banana, liverwurst, and tapenade. There’s a reason it’s a classic and that reason is that humans - such as I am - enjoy this combination of flavours between two slices of laverbread.”

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      “Don’t say caviar sandwiches. Don’t say caviar sandwiches.” sweats profusely