For a brief window, the Borderlands movie wasn’t the worst-reviewed film to release this month, but it’s now reclaimed that un-enviable title.
Earlier this month, Borderlands debuted to a 0% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes, with none of the 23 reviewers who offered their early impressions returning a positive verdict. Since then, that figure has increased to 10% - which, for a brief time, was enough to ensure that Borderlands wasn’t the worst-reviewed movie of the month.
When The Crow, a reboot of 1995’s gothic superhero franchise, first appeared on Rotten Tomatoes last night, it did so to a score of just 6%. That was enough to see it swoop in underneath Borderlands as this month’s worst film. Cue much celebration at Gearbox and movie distributor Lionsgate, presumably.
Unfortunately, any of those celebrations were to be short-lived, as The Crow saw its own gradual improvement, with its overall score rising from that initial 6% to the dizzying highs of 24% critical approval. That’s hardly a glowing reception, but it’s enough to see The Crow clamber back over Borderlands and avoid the bottom spot.
I’m still not sure, how in the last years so many high profile dumpster fires were made and released.
Critical acclaim aside, that’s not the metric studios go for, but so many movies were just garbage from the very start. How does this happen? Movie scripts go through so many hands and take forever to realize. Did nobody notice how bad they were? There’s a ton of money at stake, why are not even the managers concerned about this?
Hollywood’s new anti-piracy strategy is to release movies nobody wants to torrent /s
It’s a cycle, safe movies made money for a few years, so studios went all in on safe, well known, well loved IPs. They got complacent and didn’t do the actual work needed to make them good.
Soon they’ll see an independent upstart outsell a known IP, and they’ll go all in on small time filmmakers. Most of them will make a little better than average draws, but nothing extraordinary.
Then James Cameron will make Avatar 6, it’ll make $17 billion opening weekend, and we’ll be back at the start.
Director makes a great film because they want to make a great film. It does so well, Hollywood sees this as a “working formula” and spend millions and millions on market research trying to ensure that they can repeat that working formula again and again. They pass these scripts around to ensure it hits the metrics set out by market research, no one is reading it to see if it is good. Good is subjective, market research is concrete and on paper, connected to profitability.
But movies are art, not fast food. They don’t work like Hollywood tries to make them work. Good movies are made by good movie makers. The Golden Age of TV started by the Sopranos ended when they started telling people like Aaron Sorkin and David Simon to change their scripts to meet market research.
High Budget movies are not art, but an industrial product.
As I wrote before, there’s a ton of money in these movies. If nobody is reading these scripts before making them, then someone isn’t doing their job.
I don’t understand why no one in Hollywood has yet learned that if you don’t stick to the source material when doing a video game adaptation, it’s going to fail.
How many video game adaptations have been a success after straying from the source material? I can’t think of a single one but I haven’t watched them all.
Something something Hollywood accounting.
I wonder how much can be attributed to studios still working on a film without a writer due to the strike.
“At least I didn’t wipe your VHS of the original Crow”
That makes me suspicious that he did exactly that!
“Well I did wipe my ass with mine…”
I like how they were pampering their base with references from the game while also pissing on them by butchering them. And they mixed up Borderlands 1 and 2 - but those are the characters and plot they chose? They should have just given the money to Telltale Games to make a movie.
