• HumanPenguin
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 months ago

      Technically, France is more daddy to the US. Given its France they turned to when separating from the UK. We’re more of the laudanum addicted mummy, blaming them for the fact we got old and ugly.

      • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2 months ago

        France was just the new legal guardian. The UK was the abusive father that had child protective services called on them.

        • HumanPenguin
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 months ago

          Ah so France is the US stepdad.

          And suddenly a lot of modern porn makes more sense.