Mex to United KingdomEnglish · 1 month agoWater firms ask for bill rises of between 24% and 91%www.bbc.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1142arrow-down11
arrow-up1141arrow-down1external-linkWater firms ask for bill rises of between 24% and 91%www.bbc.co.ukMex to United KingdomEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-squareZip2linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoNow that is a nice idea, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that just forces them into their holiday homes abroad. Isn’t there a church somewhere that still has a ducking stool? I’ve had an idea. Wonder if they’ll rent it out.
minus-squareGreatAlbatrossMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoIf they leave the country, we can assign a man with a portable bucket of sewage. We will have no issues finding such a man: Most of Thames Water’s customers would pay for the privilege.
minus-squareZip2linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoAs one of those people, I’m very happy to volunteer. Or maybe we make it compulsory like jury duty.
minus-squareSturgiesYrFase@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoI currently live in Scotland, but I could do with a vacation to follow a rich cunt round with a bucket of sewage
Now that is a nice idea, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that just forces them into their holiday homes abroad.
Isn’t there a church somewhere that still has a ducking stool? I’ve had an idea. Wonder if they’ll rent it out.
If they leave the country, we can assign a man with a portable bucket of sewage.
We will have no issues finding such a man: Most of Thames Water’s customers would pay for the privilege.
As one of those people, I’m very happy to volunteer. Or maybe we make it compulsory like jury duty.
I currently live in Scotland, but I could do with a vacation to follow a rich cunt round with a bucket of sewage