Some owners may have been offered more in compensation than their blades were worth, the BBC finds.
  • RobotToaster@mander.xyzEnglish
    101·
    5 days ago

    The entire definition of “zombie knife”, and the idea of banning them is stupid.

    Most stabbings are done with shit some scrote nicked from the kitchen.

  • rubikcuberEnglish
    2·
    4 days ago

    Let me guess, it turned out that the zombies didn’t have any knifes.

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zoneEnglish
    41·
    4 days ago

    Are the government really worried that people will buy these and hack their way into the jungles of Hertfordshire?

    • Echo DotEnglish
      61·
      4 days ago

      Well you know all those murders that are not being committed with these knives?

      Yeah, well this ban will stop all those murders that are not happening. It is expected to reduce crime rates by up to 0%.

      This brilliant scheme was brought to you by the conservatives. On brand at least.