Southern Water wants to increase its bills by £436 a year, but is not expected to get approval.
  • GreatAlbatrossMAEnglish
    22·
    1 month ago

    I’ve previously advocated for the the first 1000L of any sewage runoff to be directed through executive’s houses.

    • Zip2English
      9·
      1 month ago

      Now that is a nice idea, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that just forces them into their holiday homes abroad.

      Isn’t there a church somewhere that still has a ducking stool? I’ve had an idea. Wonder if they’ll rent it out.

      • GreatAlbatrossMAEnglish
        11·
        1 month ago

        If they leave the country, we can assign a man with a portable bucket of sewage.
        We will have no issues finding such a man: Most of Thames Water’s customers would pay for the privilege.

        • Zip2English
          9·
          1 month ago

          As one of those people, I’m very happy to volunteer. Or maybe we make it compulsory like jury duty.

          • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.mlEnglish
            6·
            1 month ago

            I currently live in Scotland, but I could do with a vacation to follow a rich cunt round with a bucket of sewage