My grandad liked ham sandwiches.
My dad liked crisp sandwiches.
I like like all of the above and fancy woke sandwiches. And I’m an older Brit. I have no idea what point I’m trying to make. Get off my lawn! Ooh, innit cold?
Flavour is woke!
The British are REALLY into their hilariously crap food, aren’t they? Someone on here was actually defending a sandwich that was two slices of bread, an inch of cheese and an inch of raw onion. It’s like, when the French or Italians get uppity about their cuisine, it feels like they have a point? The British though…
You like something I don’t like?
THAT MEANS WAR!
Gen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of ‘fancy’ fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.
Continental cheese
Looks like it’s from the Mail - an absolute shitrag of a newspaper, written by cunts for cunts.
I didn’t even know it was The Fail but anyone who spells it “Zac” is cunt too probably
AKA, The Daily Heil
Do “woke fillings” contain trans fats?
Yawn, they said the same thing about us Millenials with our avocado toast!
Its amazing how much of the Gen Z criticism is just recycled Millennial complaints.
Gen Z will know when they start to feel old when the next gen start taking flack in the press.
Gen Alpha. Born roughly between 2010 and 2025.
“Beans on toast” is a classic English sandwich.
The woke is coming from inside the house.
Beans on toast isn’t a sandwich. If it’s anything, it’s an exotic form of pizza considering that it’s a flat bread with tomato sauce and a bean and cheese topping.
Lol, woke fillings.
Imagine being the drone who had to write that corporate slop, must just be a twitch away from having that bullet go through his brain.
“So would you like ham or turkey?” “Uh… turkey I guess” “FUCK OFF COMMIE THAT’S THE MEAT OF THE ENEMY”
Now now… that’s assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)
Woke air sandwich!
Woke air sandwich? Millenial nonsense. Back in the day we ate wish sandwiches!
They’re probably busy saving money for a house. No more avocados and cancelling Netflix! 😆
“The other day I had myself a wish sandwich! A wish sandwich is when you got two slices of bread, and you wish you had some meat, bow bow bow”
band name
There is no such thing as a “woke filling”. It’s food or it’s not.
i only eat non-woke sandwiches like a toast sandwich
“We have conquered the world for spices.”
“Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?”
“Absolutely fucking not.”Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.
I’ll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.
East a jar of English mustard and report back.
I accidentally west the whole jar
Better than trying to west India and dooming the people of an entire undiscovered continent.
You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.
